tell me any five puns

Explanation:

Here are your puns........

1. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off

2. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe

3. I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case

4. How do you throw a space party? You planet

5. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator

Write a letter to your friend and discuss how you miss your school days in this pandemic sharing some memories of the last mega event of school. Just write some main points.

Help ~ please my score is really low and I wanted to make it high

Compare Ernest Thayer's" Casey at the Bat e'to a typical prose story. What differences and similarities do you notice in the developmei
of the plot? How does the pacing of the story in the poem change before and while Casey is at the plate?​

What evidence supports the conclusion that "The Storyteller” uses satire to impart the theme that adults should respect children’s intelligence? Select two options. “‘Come and look out of the window,’ she added. “The child moved reluctantly to the window. ‘Why are those sheep being driven out of that field?’ he asked.” “‘Oh, look at those cows!’ exclaimed the aunt. Nearly every field along the line had contained cows or bullocks, but she spoke as though she were drawing attention to a rarity.” “The smaller girl made no actual comment on the story, but she had long ago recommenced a murmured repetition of her favourite line.” “The storyteller paused to let a full idea of the park’s treasures sink into the children’s imaginations; then he resumed.” “‘The story began badly,’ said the smaller of the small girls, ‘but it had a beautiful ending.’ “‘It is the most beautiful story that I ever heard,’ said the bigger of the small girls, with immense decision. “‘It is the only beautiful story I have ever heard,’ said Cyril.”

10 POINTS AND BRAINLIEST Which parts of this passage indicate that the motorcycle symbolizes freedom? 1. (Andrew felt trapped working the daily shift at the grocery store.) It was the same routine every day—unending lines at the checkout counter, loud announcements over the speaker, and the occasional rude customer. But his job helped pay the bills, so he tried not to complain. His only relief came when his shift was over and he could head home on his motorcycle. 2. (As soon as he switched on the motorcycle’s engine, he’d feel a rush of adrenaline.) He would give a hard kick on the pedal and the engine would roar to life. He’d start out slow, letting the wind sweep over him. 3. (A while later, he would increase the speed to keep up with the motorists on the freeway.) Andrew always preferred the excitement of driving in the open air. 4. (Riding beside the motorists just made him feel superior to those who chose to drive a car instead of a motorcycle.) As he headed home, he would dream of riding forever and never returning to his job. 5. (His bike always presented him with the opportunity to just quit everything.) "Maybe one day,” he thought.

11. All of the following sentences have correct subject-verb agreement except All of the new students thinks that cramming is the best way to study. B. Actually, a student who overlearns material will often be more successful C. Someone who tries to space out study sessions will retain information for a longer period of time. D. A student who wishes to try new study strategies should practice a new technique for at least two weeks .

The route that is the
is the best route to take.
A. safest
B. fastest
C. most popular
D. most populated

1. (LC)
Read the following sentence and answer the question that follows:
The ancient Greeks developed the concept of participatory democracy, but they also practiced slavery, denied political rights to women, and
Which phrase best completes the sentence above? (5 points)
O wars of conquest
O waged wars of conquest
O were waging wars of conquest
O were a people who waged wars of conquest​

In "The First Seven Years" by Bernard Malamud, how is the climax of the story also an epiphany for Feld?

A) Feld's confrontation with Sobel makes him to realize he wanted the wrong things for Miriam.

B) Feld is surprised by Sobel's admission and realizes he will have to rescind his offer to Max.

C) Feld is shocked by Sobel's confession but then realizes he sensed Sobel's feelings.

D) Feld's argument with Sobel forces him to face his situation and admit his mortality,

A conclusion based on observations, evidence, or reasoning is a(n)
A. connotation
B. epigraph
C. definition
D. inference
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PARTS OF SPEECH: CONJUNCTIONS Q: Complete the following in your own words. a:They had to wait there and ............... b:The plane disappeared while ................ c:It must have been summer time because ................. d:He had to think of another way to achieve his goal because .............. e:I wondered whether he would be successful or .............

In a 8-10 sentence paragraph, describe introduce and summarize the community you live in. Your relationship with your neighbours, demographic of your neighborhood (young, old, hip) or if you would change something about ur community.

Question 1 (Multiple Choice Worth 1 points)
(03.03 MC)
Which of the following correctly describes theme in a work of fiction?
Each paragraph has its own theme.
Good writers do not reveal a theme.
There can be several themes in a single story.
Usually there is only one theme per story.

*HURRY, DIFFICULT QUESTION, HURRY* What information should you include in a citation for a quote from an encyclopedia--if the citation is integrated into the sentence? a.) with the volume number and page number b.) the title of the encyclopedia and the title of the encyclopedia entry c.) the title of the encyclopedia followed by the volume number

Read the word pair nervous/worry Which type of word relationship does this word pair represent?

Which sentence contains the best example of a simile?
O A. An array of dominoes showed us what she did for fun.
O B. The serene lake was as flawless as a polished mirror.
O C. The football player was a bear; he was unstoppable.
D. Pizza is the greatest invention in all of human history.

Review the module writing prompt. How have these two authors expressed their relationships with nature? After reading and analyzing "Calypso Borealis," an essay by John Muir, and William Wordsworth's poem "I Wandered Lonely as a Cloud," write an essay in which you describe how each author views nature and answer the question. Support your discussion with evidence from the text. Using what you learned in the lesson, write an effective hook to introduce your topic and get your audience's attention. Write in complete sentences and state the hook strategy you chose to use.

Read the paragraph from a research-based essay on the benefits of a classroom with a learning center–based layout for preschoolers.

(1) A classroom should be set up as a series of learning centers, which are designated stations that encourage exploration. (2) This layout allows children to move freely throughout the room, delving into activities that interest them and possibly discovering new materials and games. (3) Self-directed play and learning promotes confidence and independence in kids. (4) Students are focused on a task of their choosing, enjoying themselves, and interacting in smaller groups. (5) Discipline problems are often reduced.

What is the best way to revise the paragraph to connect ideas?

Identify plot elements in the passage by completing the sentence. Mama's instructions to Wiley are part of the , which builds up tension and leads to the story's .

Read the following excerpt from The Great Gatsby
"You see I think everything's terrible anyhow," she went on
in a convinced way. "Everybody thinks so-the most
advanced people. And I know. I've been everywhere and
seen everything and done everything." Her eyes flashed
around her in a defiant way, rather like Tom's, and she
laughed with thrilling scorn. "Sophisticated-God, I'm
sophisticated!"
Based on this excerpt, which statement best explains what Daisy means by
referring to herself as sophisticated?
A. She is a well-read, well-traveled woman of means.
B. She has a pessimistic view of the world she lives in.
C. She has everything she could want but is still unhappy
D. She is not as sophisticated as she thinks she is.

When previewing the following lines from "One cannot ask loneliness….," how often should readers plan to pause? "On the cypress-mountain, Autumn evening."

Question 1 options:

a)

once, after evening

b)

twice, after mountain and evening

c)

once, after mountain

d)

Do not pause at all.

Provide two pieces of evidence proving Eddie and his brother Joe have a lot of respect for their mother? (The five people you meet in heaven)

Read the excerpt below and answer the question. The disasters numb within us caught in the chest, rolling in the brain like pebbles. Levertov's use of the word "numb" in the opening line of her poem "Life at War" suggests _____. Select all that apply. a. that people cannot understand why the country is at war b. that no one cares about the problems of the world anymore c. that humans have seen so much war, it is no longer painful to them d. that the speaker of the poem feels helpless toward the effect of war

please help this sentence? Whether he plays or he doesn't should not affect the game's outcome.

Could you please translate this sentence into Latin, thanks. The good sailor in the small town tells the little boys a long story about (the) fierce horses in the wide field.

Read this excerpt about activist Dolores Huerta. Her tenacity earned her a mixed reputation. As a woman, she faced gender discrimination, even among the farm workers she tried to help. She has also been honored many times in her lifetime and remains active long past retirement. But as Huerta said, you do not expect rewards for helping the oppressed: "You do it because they need help.” Based on this excerpt, which word best describes Dolores Huerta? popular gentle determined friendly

*QUICKEST ANSWER GETS BRIANLIEST* I HAVE LIMITED TIME HELP ASAP PLEASE Read this excerpt from White Fang. White Fang saw his mother taken aboard Three Eagles’ canoe, and tried to follow her. A blow from Three Eagles knocked him backward to the land. The canoe shoved off. He sprang into the water and swam after it, deaf to the sharp cries of Grey Beaver to return. Even a man-animal, a god, White Fang ignored, such as the terror he was in of losing his mother. But gods are accustomed to being obeyed, and Grey Beaver wrathfully launched a canoe in pursuit. When he overtook White Fang, he reached down and by the nape of the neck lifted him clear of the water. He did not deposit him at once in the bottom of the canoe. Holding him suspended with one hand, with the other hand he proceeded to give him a beating. (The conflict in this excerpt is important to the plot development because Grey Beaver punishes White Fang until he becomes violent and ceases to care about the consequences.) (White Fang gives up and becomes a weak character after being abandoned by his mother.) (Kiche is hurt in the outburst and is returned to the camp because of her injuries).( White Fang learns to survive the loss of his mother and the great challenge of human punishment.)

Which of the following represents the first step when preparing a narrative
presentation?
OA) Prepare a rough draft of your presentation.
OB) Identify a good solid thesis statement for your presentation.
OC) Prepare a list of resources to investigate.
OD) Identify an incident or experience you would like to talk about

. If the prefix dis- means “exclude,” which bolded word means “to cause to be unfit”? Some tennis players are known to disagree with referee decisions. The passenger was disgruntled when the bus missed her stop. Runners knew that breaking the rules would disqualify them from the race. Because he was color blind, Will was not able to discriminate between red and blue.

is "as such" a real word or should it be such as ​